xarcosis

I was cleaning out some old documents the other day, and I happened to stumble upon a story I wrote when I was 15 or 16.  It was quite possibly the greatest story I have ever read, and I’m not surprised that it was written by yours truly.

I decided to take a photo of each page to preserve the authenticity of this masterpiece.

I would’ve written this in 2002, when I was in year 11.  Unfortunately, there are a few inside jokes, but they aren’t too obscure.  You can work it out pretty easily; if you’re one of the people who it’s about, all the better!

I remember that I wrote this during some class, and I showed this to the students, who promptly wet their pants and started worshipping me.  It was pleasing seeing them bow before my superior intellect and extremely good writing skills.

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On an unrelated note, I’m being stalked by some sycophantic ham-slicer from the Internet.  At this very moment, they are filming me from the bushes outside my house.  So, if you’re reading this: stop stealing my wireless bandwidth, asshole.  But feel free to continue your acts of perversion should you feed me with hams.  I love hams!