Obsolete Cake
Over the years of practising the fine art of eating a ham, random objects have spawned as by-products. They are promptly documented here.
General front-end
http://xarcos.googlepages.com/
Various writings
The face of MySpace insecurity
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits
Casey wouldn’t change her picture to a door
Free advice to morons who masturbate over their cars: examples of good number plates
(Video): Jesus changed when he got famous
Batman wants you to know something
Video: This is what Hippy does with burgers
Hippy vomited all over himself and recorded it on Ventrilo
HIPPY STOP ASKING ME TO WRITE STORIES FOR YOU
Excuse me, I am here for my cunt examination.
World of Insecure Codependent Girlcraft
How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?
I shake the very foundations of people.
A lot of people are very stupid
People who know me on WoW are homos
I caved in and actually put a picture up
Facebook is fucking gay, just like Myspace. And your face
Clearly, I am probably a lot better than you at everything
Nostalgia is healthy for the soul
Our monkies come in packs of five.
Various media
Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV
The most powerful weapon in history
Well, I can do the fucking moonwalk
Shouldn’t you be reading dianetics?
One of the greatest advertisments ever
9 things I learned about the world according to an…
14 Signs of a Deficient Intellect
Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy
Will you stop playing with those walruses?