Obsolete Cake

Over the years of practising the fine art of eating a ham, random objects have spawned as by-products.  They are promptly documented here.

General front-end

http://xarcos.googlepages.com/

Various writings

DAVE AND HIPPY

Stalking people is hard

The face of MySpace insecurity

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

Casey wouldn’t change her picture to a door

HELLO AGAIN

Hello, this is your face

Free advice to morons who masturbate over their cars: examples of good number plates

(Video): Jesus changed when he got famous

Batman wants you to know something

I am pretty good

Video: This is what Hippy does with burgers

Hippy vomited all over himself and recorded it on Ventrilo

HIPPY STOP ASKING ME TO WRITE STORIES FOR YOU

Excuse me, I am here for my cunt examination.

Serious cat is serious.

HAY GUYZ

MySpace fails again

The best site in the universe

World of Insecure Codependent Girlcraft

Bam bam bam!

How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?

Envy is abundant

I shake the very foundations of people.

A lot of people are very stupid

Is this CG?

Best paladin part II

BEST PALADIN IN TEH WORLD

If you’re bad at everything…

If you’re bad at raiding…

People who know me on WoW are homos

I caved in and actually put a picture up

Facebook is fucking gay, just like Myspace. And your face

Clearly, I am probably a lot better than you at everything

Nostalgia is healthy for the soul

Prophet Walrus

BARGEARSE

Krust is a walrus

They’re made out of meat

Theory: Time

The Joys of a Flying Mount

Rob strikes again!

Sarah smells like fart

A mysterious discovery.

Loxy is a house

A true story.

Our monkies come in packs of five.

Various media

All Hail Blizzard

The intentions of aliens

Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

The most powerful weapon in history

Well, I can do the fucking moonwalk

T.Hanks

Starcraft II Zerg Preview

Rick Astley would never…

Clean Your Damn Screen

What the hell?

Shouldn’t you be reading dianetics?

Girly Man

Dos and don’ts of babies

One of the greatest advertisments ever

Don’t try this at home

9 things I learned about the world according to an…

14 Signs of a Deficient Intellect

Darwin Awards: 2007

Move Your Feet

Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy

Will you stop playing with those walruses?

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

Cyanide and Poop

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